1 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:17,349 ♪ Everything makes me think about sex ♪ 2 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:21,020 ♪ Everything makes me feel stressed ♪ 3 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:25,107 ♪ It's a personal flaw I guess ♪ 4 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:29,403 ♪ I have visions of everyone undressed ♪ 5 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,114 (chalk writing on chalkboard) 6 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,283 So this is truly exciting... 7 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:36,744 Two by one equals... 8 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:41,040 Ah, Andy -- you could come up here, please? 9 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,249 Ahhh... 10 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,209 Help out Mr. Puckov? 11 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:48,297 Oh... Andy. 12 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:52,593 ♪ Everything makes me think about sex ♪ 13 00:00:53,011 --> 00:00:56,263 ♪ Everything makes me feel tense ♪ 14 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:00,476 ♪ It's infecting my entire vision ♪ 15 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:04,229 ♪ It's affecting my concentration ♪ 16 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:05,272 Andy? 17 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:14,031 ♪ Everybody says you've got to let it all out ♪ 18 00:01:14,115 --> 00:01:19,203 Oh! Ahh! 19 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,207 - Ah! Ah! - Mmmm. 20 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:26,335 Oh, Mr. Puckov. 21 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:28,462 Oh, I want it. 22 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,172 So bad I can taste it! 23 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,801 Oh, teach me, Mr. P. 24 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,054 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 25 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,348 Ohhh yeah, yeah yeah. 26 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,933 Oh, Mr. Puckov. 27 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,602 Show me how it's done. 28 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:47,189 Oh! Yeah! 29 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:50,317 Fill my virgin hole! 30 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,952 (squish) Oh. 31 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:03,580 Ooooo, Mr. Puckov. 32 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,666 (squishing sounds) 33 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:07,126 You're so raw! 34 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:09,628 Ma! 35 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,171 Did you eat all my cucumbers again? 36 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:12,589 Can you knock?! 37 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,174 Well I'm sorry, sweetie. 38 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,176 But every time I go to make a garden salad... 39 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,220 my vegetables vanish. 40 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,764 I ironed your cap and gown for you. 41 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:22,891 We are so darn proud of you! 42 00:02:23,017 --> 00:02:24,685 Thanks, Mom. 43 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:31,525 Oh, well... what happened to your gerbil? 44 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,736 Oh, ah, Sparky, he... ran away. 45 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,032 Oh. 46 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:55,215 It's laundry day, Andy. 47 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,342 I need everything dirty. 48 00:02:59,012 --> 00:02:59,928 Oh. 49 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,389 Ready for graduation, son? 50 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:05,058 Hey, hun -- there's your cucumber. 51 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,602 Dear Lord! 52 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,103 No, no hun, that's just a... 53 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,147 shrink wrap they put on at the supermarket. 54 00:03:10,273 --> 00:03:11,231 Is that not right? 55 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,107 Yes. 56 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,235 Hey, there's my needle-nosed pliers! 57 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,112 Ahhhhh! 58 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:20,240 Mommie... Dad. 59 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:22,492 Now calm down. 60 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:23,535 Now stop it. 61 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:24,870 You'll just make yourself sick. 62 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:25,787 Okay! 63 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:27,748 Let's just go outside- this is a man's thing, okay? 64 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:29,458 Could you get out of here, please! 65 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:31,293 Let's just step out here, and I'll get you some 66 00:03:31,419 --> 00:03:33,003 nitroglycerin, okay? 67 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,547 We'll watch that Lawrence Welk DVD. 68 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,591 AHHH! 69 00:03:41,095 --> 00:03:43,722 Well, I guess that's life with a gay son. 70 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:47,726 ♪ Ahhhhh ♪ 71 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:59,238 ♪ la la la la la la ♪ 72 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:05,160 ♪ Welcome to our soiree ♪ 73 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:10,624 ♪ Flaming hot pink bouquets ♪ 74 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,880 ♪ New rainbow Milky Way ♪ 75 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,590 ♪ Come out and play ♪ 76 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,468 ♪ Another gay another gay ♪ 77 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:24,596 ♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪ 78 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:27,557 ♪ Another gay another gay ♪ 79 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:30,227 ♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪ 80 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:35,148 ♪ Chickens will dance with bears ♪ 81 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:40,904 ♪ Wolves prance and walk on air ♪ 82 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:45,951 ♪ Reach out and take me there ♪ 83 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,036 ♪ Come out, and play ♪ 84 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,623 ♪ Another gay another gay ♪ 85 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,793 ♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪ 86 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,462 ♪ Another gay another gay ♪ 87 00:04:57,714 --> 00:05:00,674 ♪ Another gay sunshine day ♪ 88 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:03,844 Woo! 89 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,763 Your graduation speech was awesome, Griff. 90 00:05:06,889 --> 00:05:08,390 I was so proud! 91 00:05:08,516 --> 00:05:09,850 I could always do better. 92 00:05:09,934 --> 00:05:11,643 You're the Valedictorian, goober! 93 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,312 Congrats on your baseball scholarship, dude. 94 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,563 Thanks, man. 95 00:05:16,607 --> 00:05:18,317 Welcome to adulthood, children. 96 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,694 Yay! 97 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,988 Muah! Muah! 98 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,742 (camera shutter snaps) 99 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,619 So, who's gettin' laid at Muffler's graduation party tonight? 100 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,039 Well, Mr. Puckov said he might drop by, 101 00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:34,541 and I'm technically not his student anymore... 102 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,293 so this could be my big night. 103 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:37,878 Heads up, here he comes. 104 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,630 Oh, hello, Boys. 105 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,549 Hearty congratulations. 106 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,009 Thanks, Mr. P. 107 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:45,218 And I just wanted to say, 108 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,636 that I'm really gonna miss your ass... 109 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,263 ...your class this year. 110 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,223 And we were just wondering whether or not you're going... 111 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,142 to be coming on any of us tonight 'cause I'm gonna... 112 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:54,019 be coming and I would really like it if you came, too. 113 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:57,064 We shall see. 114 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:01,735 Some schools get an exchange student 115 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,945 we get an exchange teacher. 116 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,324 Where the heck is Tartaristan anyway? 117 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,743 The Republic of Tartaristan is a Muslim state... 118 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,244 in the former Soviet Union. 119 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,081 I believe the capital is Kazan. 120 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:17,167 - Hey, Daisy! - Hey. 121 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,878 Forward, forward, good girl! 122 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,756 Have you told her you're quote bi unquote yet? 123 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:23,965 No way! 124 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:25,425 You know I don't like labels. 125 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,052 Besides, it would break her heart. 126 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,595 So shhhh, here she comes. 127 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:33,350 - Hey, Daze. - Hi, Nico. 128 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:36,895 I finished designing your gown for the party. 129 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:39,564 We are gonna make, like, SUCH a cute couple. 130 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:41,108 Okay, doll. 131 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:43,235 Love ya, call ya, drive safe. 132 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:47,781 News flash, boys. 133 00:06:47,907 --> 00:06:49,825 Looks like I'm finally takin' the plunge. 134 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:50,951 Do tell. 135 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,744 I've got a date and he is totally my type. 136 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,455 Oh? And how do you define that? 137 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,290 I'm an ASSMAN, son. 138 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,585 Asses aren't all they're cracked up to be. 139 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:03,463 I personally prefer a prodigious penis. 140 00:07:03,589 --> 00:07:06,174 You outta know, Griff. I remember from 8th grade, 141 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,969 yours is like WOW. 142 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:12,722 What the FUUUUUCK! 143 00:07:16,352 --> 00:07:17,644 How you doin?! 144 00:07:17,812 --> 00:07:21,565 You boys still talkin' 'bout pussy, insteada gettin' it? 145 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:22,983 Ha, ha, ha. 146 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:25,235 Might wanna return those shriveled-up skin flutes... 147 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:28,989 of yours for a refund if you're not gonna fuckin' use 'em. 148 00:07:29,073 --> 00:07:31,241 Hello, I've used mine. 149 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,410 I mean... like for blowjobs-n-stuff. 150 00:07:33,536 --> 00:07:40,208 Wake up, kids -- Fact is, none of ya has done "the big A." 151 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,376 The what? 152 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,503 ANAL dudes. 153 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:48,758 You know, sausage-smugglin', fudge-packin'... 154 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:52,012 the old Hershey highway. 155 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:53,346 Ewww! 156 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:56,141 Well, my date's the captain of the St. Mary's football team. 157 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,976 And I think he's a bottom. 158 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,812 All Catholics are bottoms, my friend. 159 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,816 Take it from the Muff-ster. 160 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:10,155 I expect all of you booty-virgins... 161 00:08:10,239 --> 00:08:12,866 will be coming to my party tonight? 162 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,326 We'll be there. 163 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,410 Mmm-hmm. 164 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,454 Ah, ha-ha... 165 00:08:18,122 --> 00:08:19,456 She is so full of shit. 166 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:24,503 She probably never even touched a... triangle. 167 00:08:24,629 --> 00:08:26,671 Ewww! 168 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:33,053 I guess Muffler's right though. 169 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,889 Scientifically speaking, we're all still virgins. 170 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:38,350 Guess I don't have to feel like a TOTAL loser, then. 171 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:40,769 Well, at least the rest of us have SOME experience. 172 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,563 Oh, thanks Jarod, that feels nice. 173 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:45,565 Can we talk about something else please? 174 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,318 Coming-out stories are so passè bourgeois! 175 00:08:48,444 --> 00:08:51,112 This isn't about coming-out, we're WAY past that. 176 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:54,115 The topic is anus copulus. 177 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,369 Hi-ya kids. 178 00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:59,204 Hi, Mrs. Hunter. 179 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:04,209 Gosh darn, that Wal-Mart sure does have a nice photo shop. 180 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:07,504 If ya ask me, you and Daisy shoulda been voted... 181 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,673 King and Queen of the Prom. 182 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,304 Mom! 183 00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:17,264 Oh! 184 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:25,438 Don't you think it's about time you came out to her? 185 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,898 Are you kidding me? 186 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,775 She doesn't have a clue. 187 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:31,194 What about your unique fashion sense? 188 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,154 Your obsession with gay cinema? 189 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,864 Your lip gloss!? 190 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:39,703 Mom suffers from an acute case of "Paul Lynde Syndrome." 191 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,289 She just thinks I'm "special." 192 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,712 Hey, who's Paul Lynde? 193 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,005 Is he hot? 194 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,342 Oh my goodness. 195 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,513 So, Jarod. 196 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:05,103 Did you ever like... you know, get to third base... like, finger someone? 197 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,564 Yeah, of course. 198 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,068 So... what's it feel like? 199 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:19,993 Like warm Quiche Lorraine. 200 00:10:24,206 --> 00:10:25,915 Ohhhh... 201 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,715 Muff-ster! Muff-ster! Muff-ster! Muffster! 202 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,551 (epic belch) 203 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,803 What the fuck! 204 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,430 How you do-in', man? 205 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:42,015 Ha-ha-HA! 206 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,808 Ladies. 207 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,853 Anything I can do to make your stay more comfortable... 208 00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,855 Hey, thanks for letting us come, Muffler. 209 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,609 Cindy, you brought the twins. 210 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,488 Welcome to my maxi-pad. 211 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,534 Attractive garment. 212 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,411 Nice COCK-tail. 213 00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:06,081 It's a Tijuana Sling. 214 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,999 The new cosmo, Kojak. 215 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,876 Mmm. How festive. 216 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,337 Now pull the cork outta your ass and maybe... 217 00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,797 someone will fuck it. 218 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,303 What the fuuuuck! 219 00:11:23,265 --> 00:11:24,516 Who's he? 220 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:30,188 He's practically perfect. 221 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,731 Yeah, sure. 222 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,943 But what did he score on the SAT? Heh. 223 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,376 So... whaddaya think? 224 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:52,752 Isn't Tyler hot? 225 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,295 You're the stud, man. 226 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:58,758 Yes, sir, he puts the ZZZZZZZ's in Aberzombie. 227 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:00,677 (snores) (laughs) 228 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,011 What do I care? 229 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,305 He's a PNP power-bottom! 230 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,266 Cool. 231 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,352 What's PNP? 232 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,440 Heck if I know. 233 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,612 Who is that? 234 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,198 Like, that's Muffler's Grandpa! 235 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:26,119 Ahsooo... he raise-a Dawn after she parent die... 236 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:27,996 in a Humvee accident. 237 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,290 He looks like the Marlboro Man. 238 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,876 Dude's a fuckin' GILWAD, girl. 239 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,170 What's a GILWAD. Buffi? 240 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:38,965 G.I.L.W.A.D. 241 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,301 "Grandpa I'd let wine and dine me. 242 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,011 pay for bigger breast implants, 243 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,805 and then fuck them till I cum silicone." 244 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,850 But this-a too many letter, Buffi. 245 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,560 Does not-a add up. 246 00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:53,772 I am a cheerleader, Tiki, not a calculator. 247 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,994 So you're like All-State baseball, right? 248 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:12,040 I heard you got a full ride to UCLA. 249 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:15,043 Yeah, whatever. 250 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,296 God, you are so straight-acting. 251 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:21,341 Mind if I pretend you're actually straight? 252 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:25,303 (slurs) Pretend whatever you want. 253 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,647 Holy moly, there he is! 254 00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:48,034 Tonight's the night, I feel it in my bone. 255 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,163 Word on the street is, Mr. P. likes big shooters. 256 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,541 Legend has it that in college he had to have his... 257 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:59,254 stomach pumped after he serviced the entire golf squad. 258 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,922 Big-time cum whore! 259 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,342 Well I'll give him a ride he'll never forget. 260 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,343 Yeah! 261 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:09,138 Say I'm Fuckov. What would you do to me? 262 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,350 Yeah, but you look more like Ms. Mann. 263 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:19,232 Ha ha - yeah, that's funny. 264 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:24,404 Oooooh. Mr. Puckov - yeah, you're so butch! 265 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,825 Oh yeah... those strap-on plastic balls banging against my ass! 266 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,285 (grunting) 267 00:14:30,452 --> 00:14:32,912 Yeah, oh I'm gonna shoot, oh I'm gonna shoot! 268 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:38,543 Ooooooohh Mr. Puckov -- I wanna have your BABY! 269 00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,590 Ooh, ah, was not talking about you, Mr. Puckov. 270 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,758 I was talking about a different Mr. Puckov. 271 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:46,885 Your... Dad! 272 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,428 Thank you. 273 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,101 Ooh. 274 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,651 So. 275 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,154 You gonna take those off? 276 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,196 Maybe. 277 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,114 Good. 278 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,074 'Cause I want you inside me. 279 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:17,790 Ah, no. 280 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,209 I'm allergic to latex. 281 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,422 Bareback me, straight-boy. 282 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:30,178 - Bleh! - Ahhhhhhh! 283 00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,223 Ah... so much better. 284 00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,810 (video game beeps) 285 00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,523 I had it made. 286 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:49,030 Home free and then he went and blew chunks all over me! 287 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,825 Every dog has his day, J. 288 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:59,582 Fortunately, our lives aren't coming-of-age films... 289 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,835 where everyone magically gets laid at the climax. 290 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,340 This isn't American Pie, Mary. 291 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:10,343 What's a boy gotta do to get some MAN SNATCH?! 292 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:12,971 Deeper, Billy. 293 00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,764 Harder! 294 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,808 I love you, Trena. 295 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,186 What is wrong with this picture? 296 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:24,107 Everyone's kickin' it, 'cept us. 297 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,359 If the heteros can have pre-marital intercourse, 298 00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,860 we homos should, too. 299 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:33,700 Hey, why don't you and Griff just fuck each other? 300 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,123 Ewww -- no. 301 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,166 We're like brothers! 302 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,795 Besides, we're both exclusive tops. 303 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:49,215 And regardless, he is so not my type. 304 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:50,299 Oh yeah? 305 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,676 What's wrong with me? 306 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,890 Oh! Oh! Yeeeeeeeees! 307 00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:02,729 Plow that PUSSY! 308 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,564 Oh my goodness. 309 00:17:26,628 --> 00:17:28,963 Like, thanks, Dawn. I'll never forget this. 310 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,548 Pleasure's all mine, Suzi. 311 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,092 (giggles) 312 00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,267 Dawn's awesome! 313 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:53,905 Thanks for showing me my G-spot, Dawn. 314 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,782 Anytime, Buffi. 315 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,287 Mmm! (slobbering sounds) 316 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:02,955 Oh! 317 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,624 My GOD. 318 00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:06,626 Bye. 319 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,591 Bye, Tiki. 320 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:17,804 Dawn make-a Tiki leaky. 321 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,056 (giggles) 322 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:22,308 Oooh! 323 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,769 Me love you long time. 324 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:41,327 Once Dawn strikes, they ALL go dyke. 325 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,121 Virgins. 326 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,789 What the fuuuck! 327 00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,333 What the fuuuck!? 328 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:52,713 Muffler. 329 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,590 She lays half the cheerleading squad... 330 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,509 and we can't even cop a hand-job! 331 00:18:56,593 --> 00:19:00,179 We're all gonna go to college... virgins! 332 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,722 Brainstorm, boys. 333 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,766 We just need to make a pact. 334 00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:06,185 We all get laid before the end of the summer. 335 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,312 As if we haven't been trying already. 336 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,690 We don't know shit about anal. 337 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,818 Maybe we've been taking the wrong approach. 338 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:18,072 Maybe what we need... is someone to teach us. 339 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,575 Certainly logical. 340 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,076 But... who? 341 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:27,832 College guys, older dudes, men with experience. 342 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,960 Studs who can break us in and show us how to kick it RIGHT. 343 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,629 I'm beginning to like this idea. 344 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:37,383 Guys our age are sexually and emotionally immature anyway. 345 00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:41,304 I want a seasoned older gentleman who can fuck... 346 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,389 all night and then discuss the filmography... 347 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,224 of Shelly Winters in the morning. 348 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,435 Perhaps what you want is a daddy. 349 00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,270 No way, horsecock! 350 00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:52,773 It's just older men are... HOT! 351 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,401 Our very virginity is at stake here, fellas. 352 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,528 This is it, this summer. 353 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,781 This is our chance to make all our fantasies come true! 354 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:01,699 YES! 355 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:06,287 First we each need to define whether we're a top or a bottom. 356 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:10,625 Well, wait... we have to choose? 357 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,336 Well I, for one, am 100% top. 358 00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:15,838 Of course, me too. 359 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,050 Who would want anything up their butthole in the first place? 360 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,803 I hope you're writing this down. 361 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,722 But... I could be into a dude, like, 362 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,433 you know... taking control. 363 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,852 Riding me. 364 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:33,147 I'm putting you down as a "submissive top." 365 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,941 Not that I wouldn't consider something in my back door. 366 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,150 As long as it was small. 367 00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,902 Like, a finger. 368 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,113 Submissive top, pinky bottom. 369 00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:45,701 Isn't anyone "bottom curious?" 370 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,829 What are you curious about, Andy? 371 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,666 Ohhh... uh, we were just talkin about... 372 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,126 um, if uh, where do you get your hair done? 373 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,921 Cause my mom is looking for a new place. 374 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,756 Oh, thanks. 375 00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,717 I highly recommend WalMart's Beauty Salon. 376 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,678 Tell her to ask for Mr. Lance. 377 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:06,639 He is a genius with a curling iron... 378 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,351 and such a flirt! 379 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:13,312 (laughs) 380 00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:16,315 See!? 381 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,734 She just doesn't get it. 382 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:19,610 What about you, Griff? 383 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,237 Still thinkin' you're a top-daddy? 384 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:22,947 Yes. 385 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,699 But I don't know. 386 00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:27,076 I mean, it's all so theoretical. 387 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,329 That leaves you, Andy. 388 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,540 Well I'm a top -- of course! 389 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,918 (writing) "PUSSYBOY IN DENIAL." 390 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,631 Okay, so... we all agree that we're gonna fulfill the pact... 391 00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:43,175 by penetrating a member of the same sex. 392 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,343 What's the deadline? 393 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,762 Muffler's Labor Day Bash makes good sense. 394 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,264 That gives us the entire summer. 395 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,348 All in favor? 396 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,683 Aye. 397 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,226 Motion's carried. 398 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:58,524 Ready or not, butt love here we COME! 399 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:02,903 ♪ I know what boys like I know what guys want ♪ 400 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:07,199 ♪ I know what boys like I've got what boys like ♪ 401 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:11,829 ♪ I know what boys like I know what guys want ♪ 402 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,458 ♪ I see them looking ♪ 403 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:20,254 ♪ I make them want me I like to tease them ♪ 404 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,967 ♪ They want to touch me I never let them ♪ 405 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,595 ♪ I know what boys like ♪ 406 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,222 Okay, okay -- a little to the left, honey. 407 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:32,141 Right there, great. 408 00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,476 Now zoom out. 409 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,523 I bet you look so handsome! 410 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,568 ♪ You're so much different ♪ 411 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,653 ♪ I might let you ♪ 412 00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,906 ♪ Ooohh would you like that? ♪ 413 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,533 ♪ I might let you ♪ 414 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,372 ♪ Sucker! Ha ha! ♪ 415 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,248 (slide whistle sound) 416 00:22:56,416 --> 00:23:04,298 ♪ Meow meow meow meow meow ♪ 417 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:10,846 Who's my daddy? 418 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:16,936 (whistling) (shaving sounds) 419 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,068 - Son, I... - Dad! 420 00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:25,986 Oh, dear Lord! 421 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,154 Can you knock?! 422 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:28,155 Oh, jeez. 423 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,449 - I was... - I had... 424 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,992 I didn't see anything. 425 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,035 Okay. 426 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,829 Whatever it was you were doing... 427 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,789 it's completely normal. 428 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,083 What were you doing, anyway? 429 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,087 I was... grooming myself. 430 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,173 Is that a gay thing, son? 431 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,216 I don't know. 432 00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:48,300 Do you shave yourself? 433 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,635 - Well... - No! 434 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,095 You don't have to answer that. 435 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:56,600 Andy... in light of what happened the other day... 436 00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:59,728 I thought that you deserved an early birthday present. 437 00:24:01,022 --> 00:24:02,440 Thank you. 438 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:06,819 Well... open her up? 439 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,532 What is it? 440 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:12,783 It's a butt plug. 441 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:15,494 The butt plug, Andy, is a device, 442 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,621 generally made of polyurethane, 443 00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:20,624 used to stimulate the anal cavity. 444 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,751 This, of course, is the deluxe model. 445 00:24:22,878 --> 00:24:26,589 and ah... this is the starter model, of course, 446 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:29,508 with the handy suction base. 447 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,259 Viola. 448 00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:38,142 "Anal Pleasure and Health"? 449 00:24:38,226 --> 00:24:39,977 Oh, Andy. 450 00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,521 This book was VERY informative. 451 00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,149 In fact I took the liberty of highlighting some of the... 452 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,360 passages under the chapter "Getting to Know Your Sphincter." 453 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:50,070 Oh, oh ewwww. 454 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,531 Oh, Andy, Andy Andy. 455 00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,035 Being the receptive partner in a homosexual relationship... 456 00:24:56,203 --> 00:24:57,703 is nothing to be ashamed about. 457 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:58,662 Okay? 458 00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,538 Yeah, thank you. 459 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,248 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 460 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,836 In fact, this figure here 7.2 demonstrates the remarkable... 461 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,630 adaptability of the human anus. 462 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,924 Oh My God! 463 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:11,300 Look... 464 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:12,218 Yeah! 465 00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,719 Okay, Dad - thank you! 466 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:15,262 That's incredible, isn't it? 467 00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,397 What are these? 468 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:28,776 Oh, those are for your mother. 469 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,903 I sure know her size. 470 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,697 Okay, I thought this went very, very well. 471 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,492 And if you there is anything else that you wish to talk about, 472 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,702 you feel free to come knocking on my door, 473 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,163 or call me, or even text message. 474 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,414 - Okay? - Okay. 475 00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:44,583 Great it's just been great. And ah, we'll talk. 476 00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:46,585 Sorry. 477 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:54,134 (baseball pipe organ) 478 00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:01,809 (cheering) 479 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:05,980 Come on, Andy! 480 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:14,822 Come on now. 481 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,491 You got it, you got it. 482 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:18,993 Oh yeah. 483 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,498 Strike two! 484 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,709 You can do it, Andy. 485 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,460 You must "fuck-us". 486 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,815 (cheers) 487 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:56,905 Go Andy, run, run! 488 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:11,879 (growling) 489 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,422 (record needle scratch) 490 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,883 Strike three, you're out! 491 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:18,927 Boo! Pussy boy! 492 00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:25,267 (laughs) 493 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,189 Yo. 494 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,815 I'm Beau. 495 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,567 Hey. 496 00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:34,985 Jarod. 497 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,447 So... do you pitch or catch? 498 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:42,409 I pitch. 499 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,288 How 'bout you? 500 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:48,957 Pitcher, in the streets. 501 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,252 Catcher in the sheets. 502 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,258 Strike one. 503 00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:08,143 So, what are the chances of us playing some ball sometime? 504 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:11,522 What are the chances of you whackin' this ball over that fence? 505 00:28:26,246 --> 00:28:28,330 ♪ I was born this way ♪ 506 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:32,084 ♪ I am happy I'm carefree ♪ 507 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:34,211 ♪ And I'm gay ♪ 508 00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,171 ♪ I was born this way ♪ 509 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,675 ♪ I'm happy I'm carefree ♪ 510 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:43,637 ♪ And I'm gay I was born this way ♪ 511 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:47,141 ♪ I'm happy and carefree ♪ 512 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:51,270 ♪ I'm gay I was born this way ♪ 513 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:02,281 Did you know the male animal can achieve orgasm... 514 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,742 without even stimulating his shaft? 515 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:10,164 Ah, hello - Did YOU know that Muffler is spreading a rumor... 516 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:16,795 that Mr. Puckov trolls chatroom under screen name "Rodzilla." 517 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,005 HOT! 518 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:24,011 Wish me luck, boys, I just booked a date with baseball boy. 519 00:29:24,137 --> 00:29:25,637 Oh yeah? 520 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,140 What's his name, anyway? 521 00:29:28,266 --> 00:29:29,308 Biff? 522 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,267 Blaine? 523 00:29:30,351 --> 00:29:32,978 BLAND? 524 00:29:33,146 --> 00:29:33,937 Beau! 525 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:36,190 And why do you keep bustin' on him, like that? 526 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:37,691 He's like perfect! 527 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:38,984 Perfectly boring! 528 00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:40,944 YIPPEE! 529 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:44,406 I got a response, I got a response. 530 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,618 The internet IS the way to hook up! 531 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:51,246 Okay, he's a little young for me, but... 532 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:55,876 He loves Liza with a ZZZ, and role playing, 533 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,003 and investment banking. 534 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,338 Ka-ching. 535 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,135 Damn! 536 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,221 That's almost as big as Griff's. 537 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,557 (coughs) 538 00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:11,850 You okay? 539 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:14,728 I've got a headache. 540 00:30:14,896 --> 00:30:18,398 There's aspirin in my Dad's... medicine cabinet. 541 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:23,946 Where is the soap? 542 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:33,038 Score. 543 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,824 (whirring sound) 544 00:31:11,202 --> 00:31:12,160 Yes! 545 00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,328 I'm growing! 546 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:17,374 (loud whirring sound) 547 00:31:18,459 --> 00:31:20,460 (beeping) 548 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:24,673 It's stuck! 549 00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:27,551 Aaah!! 550 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:39,104 (intense whirring sound) 551 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,403 (high-pitched scream) 552 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:48,572 What the...? 553 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,116 Son! What is going on? 554 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,870 Help! 555 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,455 Get it off me! 556 00:31:56,539 --> 00:31:58,081 Okay, don't panic. 557 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,583 We can do this together, okay. 558 00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,837 I'm gonna brace, and you brace, and you PULL! 559 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:06,131 FUCK! 560 00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,758 Awwwwwwww! 561 00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:09,593 Okay, I have another idea. 562 00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,137 Now, hold on there - and I'm gonna smash this bugger! 563 00:32:13,681 --> 00:32:15,766 Fire in the hole! 564 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:17,434 FIRE! 565 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,480 Aaaaah! 566 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,319 Aaaaaaahhh! 567 00:32:29,739 --> 00:32:33,909 Aaaaaaaaahhhh! 568 00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:40,457 You know, kids... penis length is nothing to be ashamed about. 569 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:41,375 Dad. 570 00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:45,921 I frequently measured my own penis when I was your age. 571 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,839 Matter of fact I still do. 572 00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:51,426 But no matter where I place that ruler, 573 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,304 darned if I can break five inches. 574 00:32:54,389 --> 00:32:59,101 So, Jarod. I know what it's like to feel insecure... 575 00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,186 about your manhood. 576 00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,982 Well, it all started back in my Navy days... 577 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,651 you know, showering with my fellow seamen. 578 00:33:07,735 --> 00:33:08,986 Oh my God. 579 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:13,865 Yes, siree... oh boy, we spent a lot of time in the showers. 580 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,325 There was this one sailor... 581 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:18,870 Zeke McGee was his name, gosh darned if ZZZeke's "snake"... 582 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,665 didn't hang down past his knees. 583 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:25,043 And if I close my eyes and think about it... 584 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:28,672 I can SMELL it, like it was yesterday. 585 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:33,301 Do you still keep in touch with Big ZZZeke? 586 00:33:33,428 --> 00:33:34,678 Now that you mention it... 587 00:33:34,762 --> 00:33:37,431 Dad! Thank you for rescuing Jarod. 588 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,516 Now will you please get out of here. 589 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:40,350 Certainly. 590 00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,893 But before I go, I just want to say... 591 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:44,396 that I really enjoyed our little chat. 592 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:48,108 Oh my goodness. 593 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,866 Step, step, PUNCH! 594 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:57,576 Step, step. 595 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,370 Bounce... bounce bounce! 596 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:03,957 Step, step, PUNCH! 597 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,500 Sweat! 598 00:34:05,626 --> 00:34:07,544 Bounce, bounce. 599 00:34:10,089 --> 00:34:11,840 Step, step, PUNCH! 600 00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,633 Down! 601 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,510 Bounce, bounce. 602 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:16,970 Step, PUNCH! 603 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,476 Arch your backs. 604 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,146 Alright alright. 605 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:27,731 Take five, take five, booty break. 606 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,359 My God... she is such a slavedriver! 607 00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,195 I know, my ass has NEVER been tighter. 608 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,704 Yo, yo. 609 00:34:42,830 --> 00:34:44,790 What's wrong, dawg? 610 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:48,210 I need more maximus in my gluteus. 611 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:50,670 You lookin' fine to me, Papi. 612 00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:55,759 Wassup? 613 00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:56,802 Angel. 614 00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,888 Pleasure to meet you. I'm Griff. 615 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,309 (laughs) 616 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,311 You want a homey to notice your ass? 617 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:10,982 You gotta work it on OUT. 618 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:14,319 Yo DJ, pump up the volume! 619 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:19,866 ♪ All this bump and grind makes everyone a freak, ♪ 620 00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,954 ♪ Let's get outside. Baby, run way with me. ♪ 621 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,289 ♪ Turn down the lights and light up the party, ♪ 622 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:28,500 ♪ I got the ride and you got the naughty. ♪ 623 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:33,380 ♪ Leave your boys with my girls tonight, come home with me, a.s.a.p. ♪ 624 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:35,799 ♪ Turn down the lights and light up the party, ♪ 625 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,343 ♪ I got the time and you got the body. ♪ 626 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:40,345 ♪ Leave your boys with my girls tonight -- ♪ 627 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:41,721 Use what you got, dawg. 628 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:42,848 ♪ -- a.s.a.p. ♪ 629 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:47,394 ♪ Tonight's the night and it's only just begun, ♪ 630 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,147 ♪ All the boys and the girls want to fuck tonight; ♪ 631 00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,482 ♪ gotta turn the naughty on. ♪ 632 00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:57,571 ♪ Tonight's the night and it's only just begun. ♪ 633 00:35:57,738 --> 00:36:00,031 ♪ All the boys and the girls want to fuck tonight. ♪ 634 00:36:00,950 --> 00:36:02,200 Like what you see, Papi? 635 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:03,702 Indeed. 636 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:11,918 I dance at Bodangles. 637 00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:14,838 You want a private lesson... 638 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:16,673 Holla. 639 00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:38,695 Right on! 640 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:46,453 Shit! 641 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,417 Maybe this isn't my sport. 642 00:36:52,585 --> 00:36:53,960 You just need a few pointers. 643 00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:55,670 Here, stand behind me. 644 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,887 Now, feel how I grip my stick. 645 00:37:07,975 --> 00:37:09,935 I could teach you a thing or two. 646 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:11,436 Mmm-hmmm. 647 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:14,147 Oh! 648 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:56,189 ♪ Look at me. Ugly duckling, poindexter teen. ♪ 649 00:37:57,108 --> 00:38:00,402 They'll laugh at me. 650 00:38:00,611 --> 00:38:05,073 ♪ But somewhere deep in a dream, ♪ 651 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:09,160 ♪ I'm a beautiful queen. ♪ 652 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:12,664 ♪ Tonight let's pretend ♪ 653 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:18,420 ♪ that you are my boyfriend. ♪ 654 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:31,641 (cheers) 655 00:39:01,922 --> 00:39:03,923 (SPLAT) 656 00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:05,800 Big time CUM WHORE! 657 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:10,138 They're all gonna laugh at you! 658 00:39:21,275 --> 00:39:23,234 (club music plays) 659 00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:35,163 White party, black party, red party, 660 00:39:35,289 --> 00:39:38,208 geez, it all sounds so sophisticated! 661 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:40,752 Yeah, I got so high at the last Blue Ball 662 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,171 that I woke up with a glow stick up my ass. 663 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,965 It was blue. 664 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:49,677 Ya know, we get you outta those clothes and into the gym, 665 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:51,304 you'll be ready to party! 666 00:39:51,430 --> 00:39:54,015 My friends call me "K" by the way. 667 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:55,433 Cool. 668 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:56,851 Is that short for something? 669 00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,353 Yeah, K-hole. 670 00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:00,271 But I'm all past that now. 671 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:02,065 That's probably for the best. 672 00:40:03,067 --> 00:40:05,318 Yeah, these days it's all about the "G." 673 00:40:05,444 --> 00:40:06,778 I beg your pardon? 674 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:08,405 GHB, girlfriend! 675 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:11,825 Whew! 676 00:40:11,992 --> 00:40:12,700 You know what? 677 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:14,953 I am an expert at dosing right up to the limit. 678 00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:17,455 Whaddaya know, there's a Charles Nelson Reilly... 679 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,249 marathon on the Game Show Network! 680 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:21,709 Man, I am WICKED horny! 681 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:28,174 (club music gets louder) 682 00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:13,386 (thud) 683 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:16,848 Are you okay? 684 00:41:20,102 --> 00:41:21,269 Oh my God! 685 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:27,108 One, two, three, four. 686 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:30,236 It's not working - it's not working. 687 00:41:30,404 --> 00:41:31,237 DO something. 688 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,700 What are you DOING? 689 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:37,785 Give me some of that. I mean, let me try. 690 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,872 We're not going to lose another one. His belt's too tight. 691 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,333 He's not breathing, he's not breathing! Get some air in there! 692 00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,001 Oh, good Lord - it's time for defrib. 693 00:41:45,085 --> 00:41:46,085 Lube, lube. 694 00:41:46,212 --> 00:41:47,420 Plan B - LUBE. 695 00:41:51,050 --> 00:41:59,933 Three, two, one - CLEAR! 696 00:42:00,434 --> 00:42:01,351 Muthafucker! 697 00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:03,436 Holy shit, it worked. 698 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:06,105 (club music resumes) 699 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,749 ♪ la la la la la la ♪ 700 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:25,750 Mom? 701 00:42:26,794 --> 00:42:27,669 Dad? 702 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,171 Anyone home? 703 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:07,333 (slurp) 704 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,306 (squish squish) 705 00:43:42,328 --> 00:43:43,661 Hey, little guy. 706 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,072 Son! 707 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:21,032 It's not what it looks like! 708 00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:22,116 Andy?! 709 00:44:22,576 --> 00:44:25,662 - Ooohh! - Ahhhhh! 710 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:28,331 Don't overreact. I'm sure there's an explanation. 711 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:31,084 Oh my GOD! 712 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:36,422 Mommie, I'm so sorry! 713 00:44:36,548 --> 00:44:40,218 I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the CRUMBS! 714 00:44:40,386 --> 00:44:43,638 This is not good, it's not CLEAN! 715 00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:08,371 Mom? 716 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,418 I didn't hear you. 717 00:45:16,171 --> 00:45:17,714 You didn't come home. 718 00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:21,801 What's going on? 719 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,180 I think... 720 00:45:29,810 --> 00:45:31,561 I like guys. 721 00:45:39,945 --> 00:45:41,487 DUH! 722 00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:45,408 What took you so long? 723 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:53,958 I was sure you led an "alternative lifestyle"... 724 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,669 the first time you did Madonna. 725 00:45:56,879 --> 00:45:59,672 I mean, cripe, how many three year-olds can say... 726 00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:03,092 they've performed her entire "Blonde Ambition" concert? 727 00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,386 Oh, "Strike a pose!" 728 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:07,889 Remember? 729 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:13,436 Gotta admit though, I did start to suspect a lot earlier. 730 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:18,483 Oh, see how you already had that little "swish" in your step? 731 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:23,237 Oh yeah, you were always Mommie's "special boy." 732 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,616 There you are at your first rock concert. 733 00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:31,162 Carol Channing was on fire that night! 734 00:46:31,872 --> 00:46:34,582 Oh, and that's the time you dressed up like Karen Black... 735 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,543 in Airport '75 when we flew to Florida. 736 00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:40,630 "There's nobody flying the plane!" 737 00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:42,507 Okay, okay! I get it! 738 00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:12,078 Come on, get in! 739 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,205 GET WET! 740 00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:17,458 I'm getting a start on my summer reading. 741 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,376 (splash) 742 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:19,669 Hey, cut it out! 743 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:32,014 No, Jarod! 744 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:33,266 No! 745 00:47:33,392 --> 00:47:35,518 You know I pinned you yesterday. 746 00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:36,435 No! 747 00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,604 (splash) 748 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:52,076 (splashing) 749 00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,836 (laughs) 750 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,757 Wo-ow. 751 00:48:07,801 --> 00:48:09,010 Look at those. 752 00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:11,262 What? 753 00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:12,638 Oh my God. 754 00:48:20,772 --> 00:48:22,440 I think I'm gonna fuck Beau. 755 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:25,651 That's excellent. 756 00:48:25,777 --> 00:48:26,652 Yeah. 757 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,822 We've been gettin' really close. 758 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:33,701 Almost did it the other day, but... I stopped. 759 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,287 How come? 760 00:48:37,289 --> 00:48:38,289 I don't know. 761 00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:40,875 I'm scared, Griff. 762 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:44,170 What if I'm not ready? 763 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:51,010 Well, the way I see it... if you really like him, 764 00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:55,973 and you trust him... then I say, go for it. 765 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:01,562 No one understands me like you do, Griffin. 766 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:04,440 You're the best. 767 00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:07,902 Yeah. 768 00:49:09,154 --> 00:49:11,155 (smooch) 769 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:16,410 Oh, yeah. 770 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:17,995 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 771 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:21,582 (instant message beep) 772 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:28,631 Totally! 773 00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:47,900 BDSM? 774 00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:54,407 Of course. 775 00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:10,881 Oh yeah! 776 00:50:12,759 --> 00:50:17,972 Um... delicious. 777 00:50:22,602 --> 00:50:24,603 Oh yeah! 778 00:50:24,771 --> 00:50:26,647 (splurting sounds) 779 00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:45,207 What is the emergency? 780 00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:48,461 Griff finally tapped into the security system in the locker room. 781 00:50:48,628 --> 00:50:51,088 Straight boy's about to get naked. 782 00:50:52,340 --> 00:50:53,758 Get the fuck out of here, man. 783 00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:57,636 Place your bets, Gentlemen. 784 00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,263 Ten bucks he's a show-er! 785 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,600 Baby's got BACK! 786 00:51:02,726 --> 00:51:03,809 Dude, turn around. 787 00:51:03,935 --> 00:51:04,935 Deliver the package! 788 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,230 You guys are ill, you know that? 789 00:51:08,315 --> 00:51:09,398 How so? 790 00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:12,777 Look at yourselves, lusting after the straight guy... 791 00:51:12,944 --> 00:51:14,570 you can never have. 792 00:51:14,654 --> 00:51:15,905 Aren't we beyond that? 793 00:51:15,989 --> 00:51:17,490 It's so '90's. 794 00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:20,076 He dropped the soap! 795 00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:23,496 This is so wrong. 796 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:27,249 We have bush. 797 00:51:27,709 --> 00:51:29,794 Repeat, we have bush. 798 00:51:32,297 --> 00:51:33,297 Oh... my. 799 00:51:35,133 --> 00:51:37,009 Can you zoom in on that? 800 00:51:37,135 --> 00:51:38,636 Yes, indeed. 801 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,891 Our boy's a show-er! 802 00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,519 Is he doing what I think he's doing? 803 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:51,982 He's fingering himself! 804 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:56,779 He is a show-er AND a grower. 805 00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,323 Abercrombie and BITCH! 806 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:01,909 Where the heck is Andy?! 807 00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:06,288 (door bell chime) 808 00:52:12,879 --> 00:52:13,838 Andy? 809 00:52:14,005 --> 00:52:15,464 Can I still come in? 810 00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:17,967 Rodzilla? 811 00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:24,473 Oh, what the hell. 812 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:35,109 So, I take it you have utmost experience? 813 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:36,902 In "the scene?" 814 00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:38,362 Oh yeah. 815 00:52:38,530 --> 00:52:40,239 I'm an old pro. 816 00:52:42,617 --> 00:52:43,784 Cool hammock. 817 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:46,954 Riiiight. 818 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:52,668 I use bicycle horn instead of safety-words. 819 00:52:53,753 --> 00:52:58,757 Excuse me while I go to slip into something more comFORTable. 820 00:52:58,884 --> 00:52:59,842 Right on! 821 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,305 What are you wearing? 822 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:08,434 You mentioned water sports... in case we wanted to take a dip. 823 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,563 Marco... polo. 824 00:53:14,774 --> 00:53:17,151 (growls) 825 00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:39,256 C'mon! 826 00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:41,425 Go back to lick-my-hairy-cherry.com! 827 00:53:41,551 --> 00:53:42,760 Holy shit. 828 00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:49,558 What the fuck?! 829 00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:58,275 There's a website where you can tell the master... 830 00:53:58,401 --> 00:53:59,902 what you want to do to the slave... 831 00:54:00,028 --> 00:54:04,657 Go to rodzillas-interactive-dungeon.org. 832 00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:05,991 We're busy, Muff-ster. 833 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:08,369 Yeah, sorry to break up your little circle-jerk, 834 00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:10,329 but that's an ORDER! 835 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:16,710 Hey, put that back! 836 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:22,549 Oh... my... God. 837 00:54:23,510 --> 00:54:25,469 (horn honk) 838 00:54:33,478 --> 00:54:35,479 (fabric rips) 839 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:41,443 Heh heh heh... 840 00:54:47,534 --> 00:54:49,034 Rodzilla! 841 00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,253 Mr. Puckov! 842 00:55:00,255 --> 00:55:02,131 This is for my Muslim comrades. 843 00:55:02,215 --> 00:55:03,716 Imperialist American SVINE! 844 00:55:03,842 --> 00:55:04,883 Ah, NO! 845 00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,136 Uh! (laughs) 846 00:55:08,013 --> 00:55:11,181 Your "ugly American" scene is driving me insane. 847 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:14,393 Have another cheeseburger, capitalist animal! 848 00:55:14,519 --> 00:55:16,061 OUCH! 849 00:55:16,187 --> 00:55:17,730 Oh my goodness. 850 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:19,231 This is for Kathie Lee. 851 00:55:19,357 --> 00:55:20,941 Kelly Ripa, she sucks! 852 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:25,988 Oh, go on, type something in! 853 00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:30,951 Teach him a lesson! 854 00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:33,996 Okay, I'm serious, that's enough. 855 00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,374 Could we just talk this out? 856 00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,127 Look, he hears us! 857 00:55:43,757 --> 00:55:45,215 Ahhhh! 858 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:48,093 Supersize THIS, mother-fucker! 859 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:52,181 No. No. No. No. No... 860 00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:56,393 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 861 00:55:56,519 --> 00:56:04,443 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES. 862 00:56:04,569 --> 00:56:06,111 Holy shit! 863 00:56:06,279 --> 00:56:09,073 FIST HIS ASS! 864 00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:12,326 What's with the Cwisco? 865 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,746 (snorting) 866 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,664 This might take the edge off. 867 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:23,170 (gags) 868 00:56:23,922 --> 00:56:24,755 Ewwww! 869 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:28,634 (horn honk) 870 00:56:30,678 --> 00:56:34,014 Okay, Mr. Puckov? 871 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,933 You like my table? 872 00:56:36,059 --> 00:56:38,560 My GLASS table? 873 00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:44,525 What's he doing? 874 00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:52,324 This one's out of my jurisdiction, kid. 875 00:56:55,620 --> 00:56:57,413 Am I supposed to do something? 876 00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:01,083 Ooooo, I love how you play so dumb. 877 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:05,170 Just close your eyes, relax, and enjoy... 878 00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:16,014 Rodzilla loves Belgian chocolate... 879 00:57:16,391 --> 00:57:18,392 (fart) Ahh!! 880 00:57:19,310 --> 00:57:24,022 (incoherent muttering) 881 00:57:25,108 --> 00:57:27,109 (crash) (car alarm) 882 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:37,453 You know? 883 00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:41,039 Maybe this sex thing is just not all it's cracked up to be. 884 00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:44,626 Maybe I should just hang it up and become a Priest. 885 00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:47,463 Then you could finally get laid, Sister Mary. 886 00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:55,012 Look, love is a battlefield, kid. 887 00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:59,975 If at first we don't succeed, you just try, try again. 888 00:58:00,059 --> 00:58:02,019 Yeah, but we're running out of time. 889 00:58:02,103 --> 00:58:03,520 Summer's almost over! 890 00:58:03,688 --> 00:58:07,900 OK who has a hot prospect for the weekend? 891 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,362 I do! 892 00:58:13,239 --> 00:58:13,864 Okay. 893 00:58:14,365 --> 00:58:19,536 International gay superstar Richard Hatch... 894 00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:22,164 is coming to town to sign his new book. 895 00:58:22,332 --> 00:58:25,792 So, I figured I'd go for it, cause God knows... 896 00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:29,046 no one else around here appreciates me. 897 00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:30,464 Rock on! 898 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,219 What about you, Griff? 899 00:58:35,303 --> 00:58:36,887 Nada. 900 00:58:37,013 --> 00:58:39,097 Maybe the two of us can check Bodangles. 901 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,516 Yeah, sure. 902 00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:41,350 Cool. 903 00:58:42,810 --> 00:58:44,520 Hey kids, how's it hangin'? 904 00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:47,898 Dad, what are you wearing? 905 00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:51,360 Oh yeah, the old man's "got it goin' on!" 906 00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:52,569 See ya at sea. 907 00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:10,879 That you so much. It's an honor to meet you. 908 00:59:15,760 --> 00:59:17,052 Oh my goodness. 909 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:25,936 It is such an honor to meet you... 910 00:59:28,314 --> 00:59:30,274 without digital censorship. 911 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:35,153 And who should I make this out to? 912 00:59:38,199 --> 00:59:42,411 Mr. Ben Dover. 913 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,330 Oh you beast. 914 01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:17,112 ♪ We started dancing and love put us into a groove ♪ 915 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:20,741 ♪ As soon as we started to move ♪ 916 01:00:24,078 --> 01:00:28,957 ♪ The music played while our bodies displayed through the dance ♪ 917 01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:30,500 Hello. 918 01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:31,293 Hi. 919 01:00:36,549 --> 01:00:37,549 Nice ass, man. 920 01:00:38,551 --> 01:00:39,343 How are ya? 921 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:43,305 Precious, mmm. 922 01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:48,101 ♪ But when the music changed the plan was rearranged ♪ 923 01:00:48,269 --> 01:00:50,896 ♪ He went to dance with someone else ♪ 924 01:00:51,064 --> 01:00:51,813 Hey. 925 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:55,442 Good day, gents. 926 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:59,279 Oh. 927 01:00:59,447 --> 01:01:02,574 Damn, I'd tap that ass. It's so tight. 928 01:01:02,784 --> 01:01:05,452 (smack) 929 01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:12,626 ♪ Let the music play he won't get away ♪ 930 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:16,421 ♪ Just keep the groove and then he'll come back to you again ♪ 931 01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:19,383 (clears throat) 932 01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:20,717 Hi. 933 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:22,344 Hey, Griff. 934 01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:24,388 Griff, hey. 935 01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:26,306 Jarod's mentioned you. 936 01:01:26,307 --> 01:01:27,766 Cool. 937 01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:30,310 May I speak to you for a minute? 938 01:01:30,436 --> 01:01:31,687 Sure thing. 939 01:01:35,441 --> 01:01:36,775 Alone. 940 01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:40,237 Be right back. 941 01:01:47,995 --> 01:01:49,705 What's goin' on? 942 01:01:49,872 --> 01:01:52,040 I thought it was just going to be you and me. 943 01:01:53,584 --> 01:01:55,001 Is there a problem? 944 01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,420 Summer's almost over, J. 945 01:01:58,631 --> 01:02:00,132 Once we go off to college... 946 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,136 Wait. 947 01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:06,263 Are you jealous? 948 01:02:08,599 --> 01:02:09,558 Fuck off. 949 01:02:15,189 --> 01:02:16,148 Everything okay? 950 01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:21,611 Yeah. 951 01:02:22,655 --> 01:02:23,488 Forget it. 952 01:02:27,201 --> 01:02:27,993 Griff. 953 01:02:28,161 --> 01:02:30,078 (phone rings) 954 01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:31,705 Rainbow Video, Andy speaking. 955 01:02:32,206 --> 01:02:35,667 You are not gonna believe who is in my room right now. 956 01:02:35,793 --> 01:02:36,752 Who? 957 01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,336 Richard Hatch! 958 01:02:38,504 --> 01:02:40,213 And I think he wants to fuck me. 959 01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:44,676 I'm about to get anal from a million dollar bear! 960 01:02:44,719 --> 01:02:47,262 Are you like... prepared? 961 01:02:47,388 --> 01:02:48,305 Oh yeah. 962 01:02:49,807 --> 01:02:51,433 I'm all set. 963 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:53,018 Gotta run, kid. 964 01:02:53,186 --> 01:02:55,353 Boy Nico is about to become a man. 965 01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:06,031 Better safe than sorry. 966 01:03:09,702 --> 01:03:11,703 (squish) 967 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,298 (growls) 968 01:03:37,230 --> 01:03:38,396 Whoa. 969 01:03:59,919 --> 01:04:00,752 Woof. 970 01:04:07,927 --> 01:04:08,760 That's hot. 971 01:04:16,769 --> 01:04:18,562 Daddy likes it. 972 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:28,113 Ohhhh... 973 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,581 (growls) 974 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,420 I forgot my car keys. 975 01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:48,842 Oh, no, no, no, no! I just... 976 01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:50,635 What's this? 977 01:04:50,761 --> 01:04:52,637 It's a plantain. 978 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:58,852 Okay, doll, love you, call you, drive safe! 979 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:00,770 (falling down stairs) 980 01:05:00,938 --> 01:05:02,731 Maybe this wasn't such a great idea. 981 01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:19,080 (fart) 982 01:05:19,248 --> 01:05:20,498 Are you alright? 983 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:22,667 I'm fine. 984 01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:28,089 (long wet fart) 985 01:05:28,966 --> 01:05:31,551 Can you excuse me for one moment? 986 01:05:46,484 --> 01:05:53,114 ♪ Love's the only drug ♪ 987 01:05:54,367 --> 01:05:56,368 ♪ The only drug for me ♪ 988 01:05:59,038 --> 01:06:01,039 ♪ can't you see ♪ 989 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:09,798 ♪ love's the only drug ♪ 990 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:12,133 ♪ Mmmm, yeah. ♪ 991 01:06:14,929 --> 01:06:15,971 How old are you? 992 01:06:18,307 --> 01:06:19,599 Seventeen. 993 01:06:21,394 --> 01:06:22,686 Sorry, kid. 994 01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:25,230 WAY past your prime. 995 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:27,315 (snaps) 996 01:06:42,707 --> 01:06:43,999 Whoa! 997 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:47,043 Hey Mr. DJ, gimme a BEAT! 998 01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:54,300 (cheers) 999 01:07:08,482 --> 01:07:10,483 Shake your bon-bon! 1000 01:07:13,112 --> 01:07:14,362 Whoa! 1001 01:07:15,948 --> 01:07:17,574 ♪ You've got a big booty ♪ 1002 01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:20,452 ♪ big ass bend over and touch the grass ♪ 1003 01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:24,789 ♪ shake that shit from left to right bounce it baby all night ♪ 1004 01:07:24,999 --> 01:07:27,876 Damn boy, you workin' that shit OUT! 1005 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:32,213 ♪ you got what it takes to make a dollar on the stripper pole ♪ 1006 01:07:32,548 --> 01:07:36,342 ♪ tuck it in your G-string damn that ass is beautiful ♪ 1007 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:39,512 Taught him everything he know, yo! 1008 01:07:46,145 --> 01:08:01,785 Bubble-butt, bubble-butt, bubble-butt, bubble-butt! 1009 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:05,830 Bubble-butt, bubble-butt bubble-butt, bubble-butt! 1010 01:08:05,998 --> 01:08:07,957 (POP) 1011 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,251 (gasps) 1012 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:13,880 (balloon deflating) 1013 01:08:23,015 --> 01:08:25,683 (laughs) 1014 01:08:32,149 --> 01:08:35,944 They're all gonna laugh at you! 1015 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:39,030 (laughs) 1016 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,078 (phone rings) 1017 01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:49,624 - Rainbow Vid... - I'm about to explode! 1018 01:08:49,708 --> 01:08:51,459 Did you take the enema? 1019 01:08:51,544 --> 01:08:54,754 Yeah, three of them. 1020 01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,339 Oh my God! 1021 01:08:57,049 --> 01:09:09,102 (long wet fart) 1022 01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:13,314 (fart fart fart) 1023 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:19,487 (more farts) 1024 01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:20,864 Fuck this shit. 1025 01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:25,493 Hey, Andy. Who's calling? 1026 01:09:25,661 --> 01:09:27,203 Ahhh... it's a wrong number. 1027 01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,169 Oh my goodness. 1028 01:09:34,962 --> 01:09:36,963 (little fart) 1029 01:09:40,426 --> 01:09:41,467 Richard? 1030 01:09:47,975 --> 01:09:54,439 ♪ Another ray of sunshine on a gay sunshine day. ♪ 1031 01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:57,358 ♪ Another milky way ♪ 1032 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,861 Your ass tastes so good. 1033 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:05,074 ♪ Another ray of sunshine... ♪ 1034 01:10:08,329 --> 01:10:10,538 Looks like Little Jarod likes it too. 1035 01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:12,874 Little... Jarod? 1036 01:10:20,716 --> 01:10:22,050 I've waited forever. 1037 01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:29,140 Dammit! I fuckin' suck! 1038 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,686 It's okay. 1039 01:10:33,854 --> 01:10:35,271 I'll get him back up again. 1040 01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:42,278 I'm sorry, it's not you. 1041 01:10:43,072 --> 01:10:43,947 But... 1042 01:10:48,744 --> 01:10:50,536 Can we try another time? 1043 01:10:51,872 --> 01:10:53,873 Mmmmm. 1044 01:10:54,291 --> 01:10:57,168 Please... please, stop! 1045 01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:03,258 Just take me home. 1046 01:11:08,013 --> 01:11:08,680 Fine. 1047 01:11:36,625 --> 01:11:38,626 Mmmm. 1048 01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:40,586 Jesus! 1049 01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,981 (clears throat) 1050 01:12:00,816 --> 01:12:02,817 Cu-cuckoo! 1051 01:12:18,876 --> 01:12:19,709 My eye! 1052 01:12:23,714 --> 01:12:24,464 Dad? 1053 01:12:40,939 --> 01:12:42,732 - Dad? - Yep? 1054 01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,650 Can I ask you a question? 1055 01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,527 Certainly, son. 1056 01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:51,074 How did you know when you were ready to have sex? 1057 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:52,033 Oh. 1058 01:12:53,619 --> 01:12:55,828 Uh, well... 1059 01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:59,082 Unfortunately, my Uncle Earl made that decision for me. 1060 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:03,586 But only you can make that decision, Andy. 1061 01:13:03,712 --> 01:13:05,004 Do you think you're ready? 1062 01:13:05,964 --> 01:13:06,798 Yeah. 1063 01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:08,883 I mean, a big part of me does. 1064 01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:12,595 But I'm petrified from the neck up. 1065 01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:15,640 Sounds like you have your answer. 1066 01:13:16,725 --> 01:13:17,475 Yeah? 1067 01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:18,434 Yeah, yeah. 1068 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:19,519 Yeah. 1069 01:13:19,686 --> 01:13:24,982 I think I should hold on to my cherry for awhile. 1070 01:13:25,859 --> 01:13:26,734 Good boy. 1071 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:33,866 Um, ah... I have something to tell you. 1072 01:13:35,577 --> 01:13:36,702 Okay. 1073 01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:39,914 Daddy's a bi-sexshul. 1074 01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:42,333 And it's all because of you. 1075 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:45,294 Gee, thanks, Dad. 1076 01:13:45,462 --> 01:13:51,634 No, what I mean is... you gave me the courage to be "me." 1077 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:55,888 But, now Andy, I think you're not gonna love me anymore. 1078 01:13:56,056 --> 01:13:57,765 -Dad - Well, that's what I think. 1079 01:13:58,517 --> 01:14:00,184 I'm afraid. 1080 01:14:00,227 --> 01:14:01,352 Oh, Dad, Dad, Dad. 1081 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:02,979 Hey, hey, hey. 1082 01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:04,313 You're still the same person. 1083 01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:05,940 -I'm still... You're still the same person... 1084 01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:06,649 Still the same? 1085 01:14:06,733 --> 01:14:08,359 And I will always love... -Always? 1086 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:09,652 - I will always... - You, alw... 1087 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:10,987 - I will always... - Alw... 1088 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,489 - I will always... - Al... 1089 01:14:13,574 --> 01:14:16,284 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! Dad! -You will always love ME? 1090 01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,121 Oh, Andy. 1091 01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:25,543 I will always love you. 1092 01:14:26,086 --> 01:14:27,086 Now, stop. 1093 01:14:29,548 --> 01:14:30,798 I gotta go, kid. 1094 01:14:54,364 --> 01:14:56,949 I cannot believe I almost sucked my Dad's dick. 1095 01:14:58,243 --> 01:15:00,953 Desperate times call for desperate measures, kid. 1096 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:03,581 Maybe you should've done him. 1097 01:15:05,209 --> 01:15:09,086 I cannot believe a Survivor winner heard me take a dump. 1098 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,215 Suck it up, Girls. 1099 01:15:12,382 --> 01:15:15,259 Looks like my Labor Day soirèe is gonna be... 1100 01:15:15,427 --> 01:15:18,846 your last chance to snag a slice of the butt-pie. 1101 01:15:19,223 --> 01:15:22,683 Sex, sex, sex, that's all we're ever talking about! 1102 01:15:22,809 --> 01:15:24,185 What's so good about it anyway? 1103 01:15:24,353 --> 01:15:26,395 You know, I've had more luck with my right hand 1104 01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:27,855 and my left index finger. 1105 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,902 I can't believe you wanna screw that sketchy go-go boy. 1106 01:15:32,986 --> 01:15:34,987 At least he's not a brain-dead jock. 1107 01:15:35,113 --> 01:15:37,615 Sorry we can't all be studs like you! 1108 01:15:37,783 --> 01:15:39,033 Guess what? 1109 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,287 Tyler was the first guy I've ever been with. 1110 01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:46,999 I was so nervous I couldn't even get it up. 1111 01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:51,170 Now Beau wants me to top him at the party and I'm scared to death. 1112 01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:55,091 Some STUD, huh? 1113 01:15:57,302 --> 01:15:59,345 Well, aren't we getting testy? 1114 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:06,269 Hey, hey, who told you guys this was gonna be easy? 1115 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,479 Sex can be messy, kids. 1116 01:16:08,647 --> 01:16:11,774 Full of penis drippings, and ill-timed queefage... 1117 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,318 and thirty-one flavors of genital cheese. 1118 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:16,112 What the FUUUUUCK! 1119 01:16:19,324 --> 01:16:21,826 He heard me take a fart, Dawn. 1120 01:16:23,036 --> 01:16:25,079 Okay, fine. 1121 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:28,874 You still don't get it, do you? 1122 01:16:30,210 --> 01:16:32,211 Even after all you've been through. 1123 01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:38,509 I was a stud long before I ever licked a pussy. 1124 01:16:38,677 --> 01:16:42,680 Oh, great, a bull dyke's gonna instruct us on the art of being men! 1125 01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:44,557 Damn right, bitch! 1126 01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:52,189 When you boys learn that having sex doesn't make you a man... 1127 01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:59,363 maybe you'll finally pull your pricks outta your poopshoots. 1128 01:17:02,534 --> 01:17:04,285 Criminy, kids. 1129 01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:07,079 I sure do hope you get some ass-play. 1130 01:17:27,392 --> 01:17:28,434 You're sure, right? 1131 01:17:29,853 --> 01:17:30,603 Yeah. 1132 01:17:31,938 --> 01:17:33,147 I want you to top me. 1133 01:17:34,149 --> 01:17:36,317 You guys are gonna BUTT-FUCK aren't you? 1134 01:17:36,401 --> 01:17:38,736 Butt-fuckers! 1135 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:41,322 Butt-fuckers! (slap slap slap) 1136 01:17:41,406 --> 01:17:44,325 Mini-Muff, get the fuck out of here! 1137 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,869 C'mon, I wanna watch! 1138 01:17:46,953 --> 01:17:48,746 NOW, Mini! 1139 01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:50,039 Awww, man. 1140 01:17:52,793 --> 01:17:54,043 I may need this. 1141 01:17:54,211 --> 01:17:56,379 Dude, don't be a dick-burglar. 1142 01:18:01,718 --> 01:18:03,719 (laughs) 1143 01:18:17,984 --> 01:18:20,111 I'm glad you called me back, Papi. 1144 01:18:20,529 --> 01:18:24,073 You know, I likes you just the way you are. 1145 01:18:55,147 --> 01:18:58,482 (video game beeps) 1146 01:19:23,091 --> 01:19:25,760 Silver foxy... 1147 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,764 You're Muffler's grandfather. 1148 01:19:30,807 --> 01:19:32,641 I've been accused of that. 1149 01:19:32,684 --> 01:19:35,311 And you are...? 1150 01:19:36,730 --> 01:19:38,397 Nico. 1151 01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:40,357 I'm Dawn's friend. 1152 01:19:42,235 --> 01:19:44,403 Enjoying yourself, Nico? 1153 01:19:45,071 --> 01:19:48,032 I'm startin' to feel pretty darn happy. 1154 01:19:51,536 --> 01:19:52,912 Is that so? 1155 01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:58,834 And where is your date this evening? 1156 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:02,922 You're lookin' at one stag fag, Herr Muffler. 1157 01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:06,383 Can I trouble you for a highball? 1158 01:20:07,385 --> 01:20:10,137 I've had my fill of this swill. 1159 01:20:10,889 --> 01:20:13,974 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to see some proper I.D. 1160 01:20:16,770 --> 01:20:19,480 You have any good tequila? 1161 01:20:19,564 --> 01:20:21,023 Anejo? 1162 01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:25,361 Mmmmhmmm. 1163 01:20:26,029 --> 01:20:28,697 Aged eighteen years... 1164 01:20:28,865 --> 01:20:31,617 Just the way Grandpa likes it. 1165 01:20:40,710 --> 01:20:43,546 (heavy breathing) 1166 01:20:56,643 --> 01:20:57,852 What is it, Papi? 1167 01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:08,946 You're feelin' your boy, huh? 1168 01:21:10,073 --> 01:21:11,282 I'm sorry, Angel. 1169 01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:13,200 It's all good, kid. No sweat. 1170 01:21:14,828 --> 01:21:15,828 Use what you got. 1171 01:21:16,913 --> 01:21:17,913 And hurry. 1172 01:21:26,548 --> 01:21:28,048 - Wait! - Shit! 1173 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:29,633 Griff? 1174 01:21:29,801 --> 01:21:32,803 - I need to talk. - I'm kinda busy, dude. 1175 01:21:32,971 --> 01:21:34,096 It's an emergency. 1176 01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:40,311 Can you hold that thought? 1177 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:43,063 You've gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 1178 01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:53,449 This better be fucking good, Griff. 1179 01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:55,701 I had to tell you before it was too late. 1180 01:21:58,997 --> 01:22:00,748 I love you, Jarod. 1181 01:22:03,627 --> 01:22:04,960 I'm in love with you. 1182 01:22:08,506 --> 01:22:09,715 For a long time. 1183 01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,470 I don't know what to say. 1184 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:19,308 You don't have to say anything. I just had to let you know. 1185 01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:25,397 We gonna fuck, or what? 1186 01:22:25,565 --> 01:22:27,274 Cause my balls are turning blue. 1187 01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:31,528 I'm sorry, Beau. 1188 01:22:32,864 --> 01:22:33,989 I didn't know... 1189 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:37,534 I had a boyfriend. 1190 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:28,669 Yeah... yeah... yeah. 1191 01:23:33,341 --> 01:23:35,342 Oh oh oh oh oh oh! 1192 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,929 (hysterical laughter) 1193 01:23:40,765 --> 01:23:43,475 And how Bette Davis didn't win the Oscar... 1194 01:23:43,643 --> 01:23:47,229 for All About Eve is one of the mortal sins of Hollywood! 1195 01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:59,742 If I told you you are worldly, polished, 1196 01:23:59,784 --> 01:24:04,705 and sophisticated, would you hold it against me? 1197 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:10,085 My dear young boy, are you trying to seduce me? 1198 01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:14,006 I don't know. 1199 01:24:14,132 --> 01:24:15,132 Am I? 1200 01:24:24,392 --> 01:24:29,646 Fasten your seatbelt, sonny. It's going to be a bumpy night. 1201 01:24:31,608 --> 01:24:35,277 (video game beeps) 1202 01:24:40,241 --> 01:24:41,408 So. where's Jarod? 1203 01:24:42,660 --> 01:24:43,577 He dumped me. 1204 01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:50,751 Where's Griff? 1205 01:24:51,836 --> 01:24:53,962 Papi kicked me to the curb, yo. 1206 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:08,477 Oh, wow. 1207 01:25:08,561 --> 01:25:09,728 Wow. 1208 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:12,022 Okay! 1209 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:13,816 Wow. 1210 01:25:15,401 --> 01:25:16,485 Hi. 1211 01:25:21,533 --> 01:25:24,785 Oh... yeah. 1212 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:29,289 So. um... well. 1213 01:25:30,416 --> 01:25:32,417 Uh, we can... use... 1214 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:38,090 Wow. 1215 01:25:40,593 --> 01:25:43,053 So, uh, where are you guys from? 1216 01:25:46,057 --> 01:25:47,349 Okay. 1217 01:25:48,309 --> 01:25:49,643 Ay! 1218 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:50,936 (smack) OH! 1219 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:56,316 Aaahhh! 1220 01:25:56,484 --> 01:25:57,943 Grandpa Muffler! 1221 01:25:58,111 --> 01:26:00,946 Oh Nico, heaven to Betsy! 1222 01:26:01,322 --> 01:26:03,365 Oh! Tap Grandpa's ass! 1223 01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:06,952 Oh, that's good. 1224 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,587 Yo, you got room for one more? 1225 01:26:17,255 --> 01:26:18,839 Ho! 1226 01:26:21,301 --> 01:26:22,342 Oh God! 1227 01:26:26,764 --> 01:26:30,726 There's a special place inside me that you have FOUND! 1228 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:32,311 My God help me! 1229 01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:36,899 Oh, "Queer as Folk", eat your fucking heart out! 1230 01:27:13,269 --> 01:27:14,269 Good morning. 1231 01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:17,189 Thank God. 1232 01:27:19,651 --> 01:27:20,609 What? 1233 01:27:23,488 --> 01:27:24,863 I wasn't dreaming. 1234 01:27:42,340 --> 01:27:43,757 Morning, Beau. 1235 01:27:45,885 --> 01:27:47,219 Angel. 1236 01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:05,487 (video game beeps) 1237 01:28:05,655 --> 01:28:07,614 (batteries die) 1238 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,082 And the moral of the story is... 1239 01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:20,502 real men take it up the ass! 1240 01:28:24,048 --> 01:28:28,093 And the best butt-love... is when you're really in love. 1241 01:28:31,472 --> 01:28:33,223 Don't look so blue. 1242 01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:35,642 We're gonna find husbands someday. 1243 01:28:35,727 --> 01:28:36,727 I know. 1244 01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:40,147 It's just that... summer's over. 1245 01:28:41,190 --> 01:28:42,566 We're not kids anymore. 1246 01:28:45,361 --> 01:28:47,612 I'm really gonna miss you guys. 1247 01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,323 What the fuck! 1248 01:28:49,490 --> 01:28:51,199 You KNOW we're doin' Spring Break... 1249 01:28:51,284 --> 01:28:53,160 in Ft. Lauderdale, bitch! 1250 01:28:55,121 --> 01:28:56,371 To the sequel. 1251 01:28:57,123 --> 01:28:58,749 To the sequel! 1252 01:28:59,625 --> 01:29:03,545 ♪ Cause this is love this is love ♪ 1253 01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:14,181 ♪ This is love this is love ♪ 1254 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:37,579 ♪ oooh hooo ♪ 1255 01:29:49,217 --> 01:29:55,764 ♪ Another ray of sunshine on a gay sunshine day ♪ 1256 01:29:56,516 --> 01:29:57,974 Would you like to dance? 1257 01:29:58,142 --> 01:29:59,810 I thought you'd never ask. 1258 01:30:02,438 --> 01:30:04,439 (laughs) 1259 01:30:13,783 --> 01:30:14,616 My lady. 1260 01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:27,462 Awwwww. 1261 01:30:28,965 --> 01:30:30,757 Awwww. 1262 01:30:30,967 --> 01:30:35,262 ♪ Another ray of sunshine on a gay sunshne day ♪ 1263 01:30:35,430 --> 01:30:40,016 ♪ Another milky way ♪ 1264 01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:41,977 Hiya, kids. 1265 01:30:42,103 --> 01:30:43,562 Hi, Mrs. Hunter. 1266 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:46,189 Muffler. 1267 01:30:48,276 --> 01:30:51,445 Oh... Mrs. Hunter. 1268 01:30:53,823 --> 01:30:54,739 Wow. 1269 01:31:02,999 --> 01:31:05,333 Okay, okay, we gotta know. 1270 01:31:05,793 --> 01:31:06,543 Muffler... 1271 01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:09,838 What's your secret? 1272 01:31:17,763 --> 01:31:20,140 AHHH!!! 1273 01:31:32,403 --> 01:31:38,450 ♪ I'm walking through life in nature's disguise ♪ 1274 01:31:39,744 --> 01:31:45,457 ♪ You laugh at me and you criticize ♪ 1275 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:51,463 ♪ 'Cause I'm happy, I'm carefree and I'm gay ♪ 1276 01:31:51,631 --> 01:31:55,258 ♪ Yes, I'm gay Ain't no fault ♪ 1277 01:31:55,426 --> 01:32:00,347 ♪ it's a fact I was born this way ♪ 1278 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:04,392 ♪ Now I won't judge you don't you judge me ♪ 1279 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:08,563 ♪ We're all the way nature meant us to be ♪ 1280 01:32:08,731 --> 01:32:40,679 ♪ I'm happy, so carefree and I'm gay I was born this way ♪ 1281 01:32:45,643 --> 01:32:49,688 ♪ Gonna tell the world gonna let you know ♪ 1282 01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:53,441 ♪ Gonna tell the world cause I've got to show it ♪ 1283 01:32:53,609 --> 01:32:57,279 ♪ Gonna tell the world gonna let you know ♪ 1284 01:32:57,446 --> 01:33:01,283 ♪ Gonna tell the world cause I've got to show it ♪ 1285 01:33:01,450 --> 01:33:06,496 ♪ This way ♪ 1286 01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:14,087 ♪ We are happy, we are carefree we are gay ♪ 1287 01:33:14,255 --> 01:33:16,381 ♪ We were born this way ♪ 1288 01:33:16,591 --> 01:33:21,469 ♪ We're happy, we're carefree, we're gay ♪ 1289 01:33:21,637 --> 01:33:23,597 ♪ We were born this way ♪ 1290 01:33:24,056 --> 01:33:25,890